My escape to the forest

I did it I told Demetrius about Hermia and Lysanders plan to sneak away. Now Demetrius is going to follow Hermia. At first I was upset when I found out because I did not expect for him to follow her like that, but on the other hand methinks this could be a good thing. Methinks and all the time that my love Demetrius will be spending looking for Hermia, I shall closely follow him. Then in the wood we can have time to re-con net again and be like we used to!
Well I was following Demetrius just like I said I was going to, but instead of bonding I think it made are relationship worse. The hole time he was telling me how much he hateth me, and how I should leave him alone. How ever I am my loves spaniel I will never be able to leave his side, he can frown upon me and threaten to kill me as much as he wants but as always my love for thee will stay true.
Eventually Demetrius ran away from me seeking Hermia's love. I ensured him when he left that I still care about him. I guess that he did not feel any sympathy towards me because he did not even look back at me. No wonder he love thee Hermia she is the pretty one, I'm only tall she has all the looks, a bear is prettier then me. So there I was all alone by unloved self, in this dark magical forest.